31 8 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

31 8 / 2014

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

Is it weird that I’ve chosen my headstone already?

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

Is it weird that I’ve chosen my headstone already?

(via heyaeya)

30 8 / 2014

So when living at home with the parents, you would think the best bit would be when they’re going on their hols for a week. Finally, a week of pretending you have your own place.

Wrong.

I’ve been given more instructions than the British Army;

"Don’t let the tomatoes rot in the greenhouse."

"Give the dog his sardines once a week. One tin is for two meals."

"To put the heating on for an hour, press ‘boost’."

"Same if you need the hot water on."

"Don’t tumble dry your dad’s work trousers."

"Put the big bin out Tuesday and the recycling things."

"Keep an eye on the pond, if it drops, turn the fountain off."

"Don’t go hungry."

"Don’t touch the dvd player, I’m recording Corrie and Emmerdake."

"Make sure the dog has water."

"Don’t talk to strangers."

(I made that last one up but you get the drift.)

28 8 / 2014

nevver:

Design Crush

A lot need to note this…

nevver:

Design Crush

A lot need to note this…

27 8 / 2014

heyaeya:

huffingtonpost:

Matt Damon Does Ice Bucket Challenge With Toilet Water For 800 Million Without Clean H2O

Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.

Find out who Damon challenges here. 

That is a man who truly supports his cause. 

19 8 / 2014

Living at home, you have to deal with absurdities that are your parents’s actions.

For example, Dad getting rid of Mum’s typewriter she had when she was 16. But without asking… And choosing to keep the case “incase it came in handy.”

Seriously. Come in handy for what? Another typewriter, ye?

13 8 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

If Alcohol Labels Told the Truth [via]

Previously: Honest Company Slogans

11 8 / 2014

patricknessbooks:

effyeahnationalbookfestival:

Patrick Ness’ awesome feminist rant in response to a reader question.

This is my first ever gif!  I have very expressive hands.

09 8 / 2014

A reason for living at home at 25 doesn’t suck.

Tonight I come home and the bulb in my room has blown. I say to Dad, ‘don’t worry about it, we can change it in the morning.’ (Royal we, may I add.) ‘I still have my bed side lamp.’

But dad insists. He’ll change it now.

So he changes the bulb. Flicks the switch and Oh bloody hell. I see the biggest spider I’ve seen in a long while climbing up my bed.

If I’d lived on my own, bulb changing would have waited till the morning and I would have uninvited company in bed (for some of you, it wouldn’t be for the first time).

I’m thankful for living at home tonight. For the time being.

05 8 / 2014

04 8 / 2014

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

(via darkhopesandbrightnightmares)

04 8 / 2014

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

princessstarberry:

Sleeping bag sofa - the need is so mighty. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL


Amazing.

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

princessstarberry:

Sleeping bag sofa - the need is so mighty. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL

Amazing.

(via darkhopesandbrightnightmares)

30 7 / 2014

Receipts that you’ve screwed up and tossed in the bin, magically reappearing on your dresser.

Flattened out as much as possible.

Huh.

24 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

Open the biscuit tin.

Eyes widen with delight- Cookies. The big chunky kind.

Take a bite.

Disappointment.

Mum’s bought the bloody hazelnut kind. I hate nuts.

This would never have happened if I had my own place.