19 4 / 2014

It’s mum’s Birthday today. And who has the job of getting the present with the label ‘love from dad’? Whilst she’s with me. For the whole day.

Another reason why living at home past 25 isn’t ideal. Too much responsibility.

18 4 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

heavy breathing [micano]

tastefullyoffensive:

heavy breathing [micano]

14 4 / 2014

Sometimes I think tumblr is just too bloody clever for me.

14 4 / 2014

Reason #18 of why living at home with the parents deserves a medal…

Having a day off and knowing that it’s not acceptable to stay in bed all day.. or to midday… or even to just past 9am.

08 4 / 2014

Another blogging project where I’m working with a group of great writers. Launched this month, my post is yet to be featured, but don’t worry there isn’t that long a wait.

08 4 / 2014

Reason 17 why living at home past the age of 21 isn’t ideal…

My dad in particular, has no idea that there is a queuing system for our one and only bathroom.

This doesn’t mean that you just get up and go straight in there and render the bathroom useless for half an hour. No Sir. There is a queue. And you are at the back of it. But he isn’t. He’s at the front of the queue. 

He always just ‘unknowingly’ cuts the line. I say unknowingly, he goddamn knows. I don’t get up at 6:30am for the fun of it.

And he always says ” I didn’t know you needed the bathroom.” No i don’t any more because I’ve peed in your shoes (now that would be payback, but squatting for me is an issue.)

08 4 / 2014

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via blindedbyaperfectsky)

08 4 / 2014

"Adults follow paths. Children explore. Adults are content to walk the same way, hundreds of times, or thousands; perhaps it never occurs to adults to step off the paths, to creep beneath rhododendrons, to find the spaces between fences."

Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at The End of the Lane (via ashleyriordan)

(via booksandpublishing)

31 3 / 2014

damonssalvatoree:

improbablenormality:

thefannibals:

drarna:

DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS

is this how marriages work

is this how lord of the rings works

Yes and yes

(Source: neptunain, via heyaeya)

28 3 / 2014

Reason #16 for it not being ideal to be living at home once past the age of 21….

Having to give up your bed as your work space. Gone are the cushions, instead replaced by notepads, books, pens, ink stains, highlighter, highlighter stains (I need to learn to replace the lids after each use..) to do lists, my laptop and laptop charger.

It just makes the process of getting ready to bed, so much longer but also not only that, it appears you need to have a desk to make it apparent that you’re doing work.

27 3 / 2014

oujiero:

why double dipping isnt actually a problem:

  • if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it

Ha!

(Source: periwinklepunk, via whatwithscienceandall)

24 3 / 2014

20 3 / 2014

tequilasunriises:


Exhibit about children’s books at the New York Public Library


So cool.

tequilasunriises:

Exhibit about children’s books at the New York Public Library

So cool.

(via harpercollinschildrens)

05 3 / 2014

whatwithscienceandall:

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

#nah we were posh and called it the study ;)
yup me too we were the poshest

We still call it the computer room… #stuckinthe90s

26 2 / 2014

Reason 15 for living at home past the age of 21 not being a good thing.

Playing referee between who’s fault it was who knocked the mug of tea over and also the correct procedure of cleaning said mug of tea up.

Gosh, aren’t we typically British?