06 12 / 2013
I wish you earned money in real life like you do in video games
by destroying your enemies
And shaking trees
breaking pots and vases does the opposite in real life
04 12 / 2013
Today I was driving to take my old car of 7 years to it’s last destination. My first ever car, one I had bought and driven everywhere .
I was trading it in for a new car. But it was really depressing because I knew he was going to end up in a scrap yard.
It felt like taking your faithful dog to the vets and knowing that he was going to be put down.
It had been the best little car and I wasn’t going to shed a tear (even though I was very close to doing so.)
In the end, turns out we had the wrong log books and I had to drive him back home again.
You can’t just mess with my emotions like that!
30 11 / 2013
Last night, I may have dreamt that my book marker, was swept out to sea.
I dived in to save it (once I had moved my handbag further away enough from the waves).
The only reason I had to save it was because it was The Hungry Caterpillar.
It didn’t make it. My dream became a nightmare.
28 11 / 2013
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED
I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA
19 11 / 2013
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”