19 4 / 2014
It’s mum’s Birthday today. And who has the job of getting the present with the label ‘love from dad’? Whilst she’s with me. For the whole day.
Another reason why living at home past 25 isn’t ideal. Too much responsibility.
14 4 / 2014
Reason #18 of why living at home with the parents deserves a medal…
Having a day off and knowing that it’s not acceptable to stay in bed all day.. or to midday… or even to just past 9am.
08 4 / 2014
Reason 17 why living at home past the age of 21 isn’t ideal…
My dad in particular, has no idea that there is a queuing system for our one and only bathroom.
This doesn’t mean that you just get up and go straight in there and render the bathroom useless for half an hour. No Sir. There is a queue. And you are at the back of it. But he isn’t. He’s at the front of the queue.
He always just ‘unknowingly’ cuts the line. I say unknowingly, he goddamn knows. I don’t get up at 6:30am for the fun of it.
And he always says ” I didn’t know you needed the bathroom.” No i don’t any more because I’ve peed in your shoes (now that would be payback, but squatting for me is an issue.)
08 4 / 2014
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
08 4 / 2014
"Adults follow paths. Children explore. Adults are content to walk the same way, hundreds of times, or thousands; perhaps it never occurs to adults to step off the paths, to creep beneath rhododendrons, to find the spaces between fences."
31 3 / 2014
DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS
is this how marriages work
is this how lord of the rings works
Yes and yes
28 3 / 2014
Reason #16 for it not being ideal to be living at home once past the age of 21….
Having to give up your bed as your work space. Gone are the cushions, instead replaced by notepads, books, pens, ink stains, highlighter, highlighter stains (I need to learn to replace the lids after each use..) to do lists, my laptop and laptop charger.
It just makes the process of getting ready to bed, so much longer but also not only that, it appears you need to have a desk to make it apparent that you’re doing work.
27 3 / 2014
why double dipping isnt actually a problem:
- if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it
05 3 / 2014
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
#nah we were posh and called it the study ;)
yup me too we were the poshest
We still call it the computer room… #stuckinthe90s